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Aaahhh….
February 27, 2008
February 21, 2008
Apartment walls are white. That gets boring. So, I decided to undertake a project.
Step 1: Remove pictures.
Step 2: Empty DVD cabinet.
Step 3: Move deceptively heavy DVD cabinet:
Step 4: Supplies.
Step 5: Outline your design.
DUN DUN DUN.
February 19, 2008
I’ve started buying dog toys at Rite Aid. They sell toys for the holiday of the moment at cheap, like $2.99 per toy, and they last at the same rate as the normal dog doys. Children, dogs… same thing, right?
One of the toys I bought is a duck, with a voice box that QUACK QUACK QUACK’s when you press it. This voice box is FREAKING JACKSON OUT, so he bites harder to make it stop, which makes it quack more, repeat, ad infinitum. SOMEONE MAKE MY LIVING ROOM STOP QUACKING.
“Speeches don’t put food on the table,” Clinton told voters last week in Ohio, arguing that she offers solutions, not just rhetoric.
She… she does know what her husband does for a living, right? How they made all their money in the private sphere?
So, maybe speeches only put food on her table.
February 14, 2008
February 12, 2008
Boob Update:
The bruise went away after a few days, and the lump left a day ago. Dr. Knox, the greatest doctor EVER, gave them a once over and declared I have “cystic breast tissue.” But only in that left tit. And if he had to guess, he’s bet one of those cysts burst and bled, causing the bruise. But, just to be on the safe side, he’s sending me in for an ultrasound tomorrow. However, we’re working off the assumption “all is good.”
So good news! Go donate in my name. Go the normal route if you can’t get through my fundraising page linked earlier.
Today is Abraham Lincoln’s birthday. He appears on the five dollar bill and the penny. So, for me, pretty please, I want all of you to click here and give Obama $5.01.
You can spare $5. And no one needs pennies, anyway. Leave a note and tell me you did my bidding!
February 10, 2008
And this morning on Fox, President Bush himself echoed the attack, adding the (also familiar) hint that we don’t know enough about Obama.
“I certainly don’t know what he believes in. The only foreign policy thing I remember he said was he’s going to attack Pakistan and embrace Ahmadinejad,” Bush said.
George, the amount of shit you don’t know could just about fit in Texas. Hey, why don’t you go there!
“Of course President Bush would attack the one candidate in this race who opposed his disastrous war in Iraq from the start. But Barack Obama doesn’t need any foreign policy advice from the architect of the worst foreign policy decision in a generation,” said Obama spokesman Bill Burton.
OH SNAP BILL BURTON.