I am going to take my unabridged right to own a gun and go stand over there in the Free Speech zone.

Tomorrow, I plan on answering every comment made to me with “At least I don’t plaster on the make-up like a trollop, you cunt.”

Personally, I think it rolls off the tongue better if you say “you fucking cunt,” but what do I know? I mean, I’m not a US Senator!

Allow me take this moment to recommend Absolut New Orleans. Mango and black pepper flavored vodka, and 100% of proceeds from the purchase of this bottle of vodka goes to Hurricane Katrina Relief.

Yes, that’s right: I am so liberal, I drink my causes.

Obama won tonight. YAY.

I got The Muppet Show on DVD for my birthday. A brief distraction: